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Reality Checks to be Carried out at all of England’s Airports
by James Copeland June 28, 2018, 8:35 pm
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Painfully Arrogant Sweepstakers Humbled By German Exit
by Mitch Murphy June 27, 2018, 6:04 pm
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Hospital Informs Maradona That There’s Still no Cure for Wankery
by James Copeland June 27, 2018, 9:43 am
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VAR Sacked After Being Photographed Drunk at a bar in Kaliningrad
by James Copeland June 26, 2018, 11:44 am
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Media Criticise England Leak by Showing it to Literally Everyone
by James Copeland June 22, 2018, 9:46 am
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Man Fired After Attempting Iranian Throw-In To Deliver Report
by Mitch Murphy June 21, 2018, 9:48 am
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England Fans Praised for Cleaning up Blood and Teeth After Match
by James Copeland June 20, 2018, 7:43 pm
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Shock as Local Man Keeps World Cup Wall Chart Up-To-Date
by Mitch Murphy June 20, 2018, 9:46 am
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Midges on Verge of Extinction After Kane Swallows Over 7 Billion in one Night
by James Copeland June 19, 2018, 9:35 am
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“We Need to be Realistic”, says man with ‘ENGLAND ‘18’ Tattooed Across his Forehead
by James Copeland June 18, 2018, 10:05 am
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Mexico Praise “Plucky” Germany for Spirited Performance
by James Copeland June 17, 2018, 9:50 pm
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Outrage As Orange Chairs Buy Majority Of World Cup Tickets
by Mitch Murphy June 16, 2018, 5:00 pm

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