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Painfully Arrogant Sweepstakers Humbled By German Exit

This is 100% getting reposted if Brazil crash out later.

Arrogant sweepstake melts in offices around the world have been left humbled after ‘best pick possible’ Germany were surprisingly eliminated from the World Cup.

In particular, that cretin Lenny in IT – who hasn’t stopped talking about what he was going to spend the sweepstake money on – hasn’t replied to any WhatsApp messages since South Korea’s first goal went in despite the clear double blue ticks.

It is assumed that upwards of 300,000 sweepstake weapon-heads have gone in to hiding since the Germany result, with a further 800,000 coming out of the woodwork due to lowly picks such as Sweden and Denmark finding success.

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