Numerous police reports have been filed across the UK as people are reporting friends and acquaintances…
Mitch Murphy
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A FIFA independent body has launched an investigation in to claims Eusebio Di Francesco reloaded a…
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When the invitation to attend Nwankwo Kanu’s 24th birthday party fell in to the High Press…
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The FA have announced R.L. Stine will pen the upcoming official England World Cup preview after…
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News
Investigation Reveals Southgate Used Cambridge Analytica To Secure England Job
by Mitch Murphyby Mitch MurphyA terrible track record, a personality as stale as the pack of Koka Noodles in your…
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Alan Pardew has vowed to continue West Bromwich Albion’s current stretch of bad form by taking…
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News
Premier League Youth Manager Unsure How to Molest His Young Stars Without Ruining His Career
by Mitch Murphyby Mitch MurphyAn under 15’s youth manager at a prominent Premier League club has today told High Press…
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Not Supporting West Ham Tops Buzzfeed List of ‘50 Incredible Life Hacks’
by Mitch Murphyby Mitch MurphyScientists at BuzzFeed have confirmed what many in the East of London have suspected for decades:…
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Manchester United Select Obese 14 Year Old Boy at Right Back in Support of Body Positivity
by Mitch Murphyby Mitch MurphyFor years professional footballers have been setting near impossible athletic standards for young prospects across the…
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REVEALED: Amateur player’s goal on Saturday wasn’t as good as he made it out to be
by Mitch Murphyby Mitch MurphyPatrons at the Black Horse pub were shocked to discover that earlier that day pub local…
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Opinion
EXCLUSIVE: Interview with a Fan Who Claims to Follow Various European Leagues but Secretly Doesn’t
by Mitch Murphyby Mitch MurphyLabelled as ANON (anonymous) in order to conceal his identity, the following is the transcript of…
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Sky and BT Email Reveals ‘Murder Ball’ Plans After £4.464bn Premier League Acquisition
by Mitch Murphyby Mitch MurphySky and BT once again swept up the Premier League TV rights this week but left…